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  1. says:

    I am dreading the next book club meeting We'll be discussing This Republic of Suffering Death and the American Civil War and preparing to read The Professor and the Madman A Tale of Murder Insanity and the Making of the Oxford English Dictionary John will be reading some high brow's autobiography and Fred just can't wait for James

  2. says:

    How is it I've overlooked this undoubtedly fine piece of literature for so long?

  3. says:

    In the first four pages of Cameron Pierce's As Goblins of Auschwitz a row of child slaves are molested one by one by a giant as shaped

  4. says:

    Let me guess? The ass with eyestalks covered in Nazi symbols is totally turning you away from this book Don't Go ahead read it It's

  5. says:

    Cameron Pierce’s strength lies in his imagination I personally think an animation company should sign him on to come up with ideas for cartoons video games and stuff like that because his work does lend itself to that sort of thing

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    I really wanted this to be awesome I'm a big fan of weird I'm a big fan of gross I'm also a big fan of writing and that's where the book lost me I don't mind being made sick to my stomach and if a book can make me actually clench my sphincter so much the better but I CANNOT abide poor writing It's not even really terrible grammar or spelli

  7. says:

    I was sent this book by a friend who received it in error after ordering something else and who thought that I might be inte

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    Conjoined twins 999 and 1001 are laborers in the prison camp of Auschwitz building bicycles from the corpses of kidnapped children under the tyrannical rule of the Ass Goblins farting butt shaped aliens with a penchant for cider made

  9. says:

    Josef Mengele and Sigmund Freud had a baby and Cameron Pierce shit on itThis book is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read and I could not put it down

  10. says:

    It was pointed out to me that my previous review did not include the fact that I recommend the book So here is a

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Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

S Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children the twins plot their escape But it won't be easy They must overcome toilet toads cockrats ass dolls and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin child hybrids Forget everything you know about Auschwitzyou're about to be Shit Slaughtere. Conjoined twins 999 and 1001 are laborers in the prison camp of Auschwitz building bicycles from the corpses of kidnapped children under the tyrannical rule of the Ass Goblins farting butt shaped aliens with a penchant for cider made from fermented kiddies With their captors freuently drunk of child cider 999 and 1001 plot their escape only to find much weirder obsctacles in their pathPerhaps the most astonishing thing about ASS GOBLINS FROM AUSCHWITZ is that it manages to be shocking and audacious without going too far think of the notorious Nazisploitation films like ILSA SHE WOLF OF THE SS tempered with absurdist cartoonish humor a device that somehow both magnifies the horrific elements and makes them palatable Pierce adds a number of clever details black swastika shaped snowflakes that fall on the camp toilet toads and the mutation after effects on some of the Goblins medical experiments but he also weaves a whimsical almost Lewis Carroll esue side trip into the proceedings as if to acknowledge and alleviate some of the book s grimmer elementsWhile it s definitely not for all tastes ASS GOBLINS OF AUCHWITZ has become a classic in the bizarro genre and for good reason it s a fast paced wickedly original story that delivers the same guilty pleasures of a grindhouse era cult film If there was a college course on modern day bizarro fiction this book belongs on the syllabus The Coquette and the Boarding School reason it s a fast paced wickedly original story that delivers the same guilty pleasures of a grindhouse era cult film If there was a college course on modern day bizarro fiction this book belongs on the syllabus

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It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz It is run by a fascist flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins who travel i. In the first four pages of Cameron Pierce s As Goblins of Auschwitz a row of child slaves are molested one by one by a giant as shaped Nzi Goblin But by the time the main character pulls a bicycle made of other children out of his scrotum this will not seem shocking As Goblins of Auschwitz was a difficult book to read It s been 80 years or so but I think we can all say that the Holocaust still isn t funny As Goblins could see a lot of heat from Serious Literary People for making a disgusting spectacle of one of the most horrifying events in recent history This is because Holocaust literature art film drama generally falls into the category of High Art Although the subjects and scenes are sometimes horrifying they are gravely serious and have a very clear purpose in a story with a message and a resolution People don t read or write these books or teach them in schools to terrify and disgust It s mostly agreed upon that books as diverse as Number the Stars and Elie Weisel s Night are inspiring touching and beautiful They are about the Holocaust but also about human courage and faith The problem is that The Holocaust is not a touching and beautiful subject I feel that you re far off the mark if while reading about people locked up like animals and tortured to death you feel touched and inspired Pierce who didn t survive the Holocaust is brave enough to make you feel what you should be feeling while reading about the Holocaust disoriented horrified disgusted and slightly ill

review ß eBook or Kindle ePUB Ñ Cameron Pierce

N apple shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass shaped monsters To survive they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children While the As. Let me guess The ass with eyestalks covered in Nazi symbols is totally turning you away from this book Don t Go ahead read it It s worth itAss Goblins of Auschwitz certainly looks and sounds like something that was written to be offensive for the sake of offending It is not very long the cover makes no attempts to mute the meaning of the title One might think it is screaming to be thrown on the pyre But don t be so uick to judge Cameron Pierce always whether intentional or not has something to say with the subject matter he uses He like other Bizarro authors does not write juvenile screed They write things to make you think and entertainFirst the Nazi imagery is not just empty symbolism It is carefully chosen to evoke a certain emotional response Horror strife oppression fear The Ass Goblins are a vehicle for examining something that has lost its edge because of the frailty of human memory and distance of time and geography Namely war I d wager that every high school student who pays attention to World History hears the phrase Holocaust and attaches the six million Jews killed statistic to it But much like televised war we are numb to it The horror we are never supposed to forget is being forgotten And it s not just World War II it s any war The Ira War The Cold War The War on Drugs The War on Terror all of these have casualties that we don t often see and no clearly defined battlefields or open viewed combat Pierce s use of children as an easily identifiable victim allows this short narrative to cut to your heart as children are still one of the last things everyone still holds sacred Even among criminals child molesters are the lowest of the lowSo by creating a story of alien asses of the most readily recognizable evil enslaving children for industry and experimentation Pierce is slapping your face to remind you that there is going on in the world than the new iPhone or what happened on Idol last night There are people dying over petty things and for petty men Sometimes we need that splash of offensiveness to remind us We need symbols to add the human element to cold logic Ass Goblins of Auschwitz delivers this needed commentary in a deft and surprisingly touching mannerCameron Pierce has the gift of writing meaningful emotionally charged Bizarro Ass Goblins of Auschwitz is just one fine example of his ability

  • Paperback
  • 104
  • Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
  • Cameron Pierce
  • English
  • 22 March 2019
  • 9781933929934

About the Author: Cameron Pierce

Cameron Pierce is the author of eleven books including the Wonderland Book Award winning collection Lost in Cat Brain Land His work has appeared in The Barcelona Review Gray's Sporting Journal Hobart The Big Click and Vol I Brooklyn and has been reviewed and featured on Comedy Central and The Guardian He was also the author of the column Fishing and Beer where he interviewed acclaimed an