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Ennium with definitions culled from the intellects of Viz's finest readers this is positively the last word in contemporary profanit Brilliant I learned all profound things from this book Eg wizard s sleeve n A particularly capacious sausage wallet I can t feel a bloody thing Mother Theresa You have a fanny like a wizard s sleeve The Coquette and the Boarding School readers this is positively the last word in contemporary profanit Brilliant I learned all profound things from this book Eg wizard s sleeve n A particularly capacious sausage wallet I can t feel a bloody thing Mother Theresa You have a fanny like a wizard s sleeve

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The New Roger's Profanisaurus

Ssic dictionary of swearing that gives a hilarious new angle to many previously innocently used words Fully updated for the new mill Dr Johnson eat your heart out If all dictionaries were as interesting and informative as Roger Mellie s we d all be a lot educated and the world may well be a better place On the other hand if Dr Johnson had spent his whole diary writing only about bodily functions he still wouldn t have come close to the amount of definitions for such acts that Roger Mellie covers here and so far I ve only reached the letter D If you ve ever read Viz you ll know what to expect from this Some of it is eye wateringly funny most of it is outrageous and the majority of it reads like it was made up in a pub in Newcastle Suaddie humour abounds student puerile humour isn t far behind and Roger captures it all without discrimination If you have strange and frankly weird thoughts pertaining to sex or bodily functions or alcohol or all three combined you ll find comfort herein Not only has someone thought of it before you they ve actually coined a phrase for it I think Will Self wrote a book in which the premise was that a far distant future civilisation find one book from our civilisation which has wiped itself out and that book becomes their Bible It is the diary of a London cabbie I wonder what would happen if the only book to survive from our times was Roger s Profanisaurus You know on reflection we could do worse The Numbers Game reached the letter D If you ve ever Tall man riding. read Viz you ll know what to expect from this Some of it is eye wateringly funny most of it is outrageous and the majority of it The 7 Components of Transformative Organizing Theory reads like it was made up in a pub in Newcastle Suaddie humour abounds student puerile humour isn t far behind and Roger captures it all without discrimination If you have strange and frankly weird thoughts pertaining to sex or bodily functions or alcohol or all three combined you ll find comfort herein Not only has someone thought of it before you they ve actually coined a phrase for it I think Will Self wrote a book in which the premise was that a far distant future civilisation find one book from our civilisation which has wiped itself out and that book becomes their Bible It is the diary of a London cabbie I wonder what would happen if the only book to survive from our times was Roger s Profanisaurus You know on The Big Golden Book of Poetry reflection we could do worse

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The ultimate in schoolboy humor this is the book for anyone who truly loves Viz humor Roger Mellie presents a new edition of his cla floater n 1 A turd in the pan which will not flush away 2 Person who reposts reviews on Goodreads


10 thoughts on “The New Roger's Profanisaurus

  1. says:

    I don't know any book with uite as many rude words and phrases It even explains what they all mean If you have a filthy mind a uniue

  2. says:

    Every kind of profanity that one could dare to use is in this book

  3. says:

    floater n 1 A turd in the pan which will not flush away 2 Person who reposts reviews on Goodreads

  4. says:

    It's a commonly repeated urban myth that the Eskimo Aleut languages have innumerable words for snow That is of course what scholars call bollocks Viz however has been able to catalogue approximately 4450 English terms for f

  5. says:

    A very British Isles vocabulary to dip into when feeling frustrated or elated

  6. says:

    Dr Johnson eat your heart out If all dictionaries were as interesting and informative as Roger Mellie's we'd all be a lot educated and the world may well be a better place On the other hand if Dr Johnson had spent his whole diary writing only about bodily functions he still wouldn't have come close to the amou

  7. says:

    Brilliant Very immature but hilarious Who doesn't like being immature laughing at rude words every now and then The definitions of the words are a lot of the time funnier than the words Not a book you read cover to cover but perfect for picking up any time when you're need a bit of a giggle

  8. says:

    Brilliant I learned all profound things from this book Eg wizard's sleeve n A particularly capacious sausage wal

  9. says:

    My friend George lent me this and its so rude I am learning new words and am trying to share something new with him each day when i see him a

  10. says:

    This is jam packed with some of the most immature humour you'll ever read Once I almost crashed my car because I was laughing so hard as my brot

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