[PDF/EBOOK] Holidays on Ice ↠ David Sedaris

SUMMARY Holidays on Ice

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six pieces including a never before published story Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive. I feel weird reviewing this book right now because the honest truth is I really genuinely did not like it And yet I ve been called out recently by a bunch of helpful strangers on Goodreads for not liking their favorite books this asshole telling me I should avoid all literary fiction this one here saying that my problem is with fiction in general and I fear I m going to develop a reputation for hating books and then Otis will kick me off Goodreads and all the mean girls in the Feedback Group will cheer and the only people who will care are the one hundred sixty four people in my friends list but then a huge chunk of those people are real life friends who have only ever logged into Goodreads once so in the end there are about five people who will care Maybe sixAnd that s not to mention some of these other pressing fears a reviewer has to deal with what if I rate too many books lowly will people think I m just trying to stir the pot and call negative attention to

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Holidays on Ice

Now; the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations Six to Eight Black Men; what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like The Monster Mash; and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry Cow and Turke. I didn t find this audiobook engaging or funny I kept listening hoping it would get better and it s short Perhaps he s just not the author for me with the exception of last year s Calypso a book that I found excellent especially on audio

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Families are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick or treaters Us and Them; the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French Jesus Shaves; what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm Let It S. Find all of my reviews at you follow my reading you re probably wondering what the hell could have happened to make me rate a Sedaris selection less than every Star Well lemma tell ya Although I was aware that this is a collection of items pulled from other Sedaris books many may not so it will appear to be a money grab which it totally is I don t really care though since 1 I got it from the library so it cost me zero dollars and 2 David Sedaris could take a dump on paper bind it up and I d still buy a copy so I could really give a rip whether this was material I was already familiar with I put a hold on the audio version of Holidays On Ice in order to hopefully keep me in the Christmas spirit You see usually around the week before Thanksgiving I look a little something like this I want to put Christmas trees in every room of the house and bake and place myself firmly on The Good List But then December rolls around and I am faced with the daunting task of shopping


10 thoughts on “Holidays on Ice

  1. says:

    I feel weird reviewing this book right now because the honest truth is I really genuinely did not like it And yet I’ve been called out recently by a bunch of helpful strangers on Goodreads for not liking their favorite books—th

  2. says:

    To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”Da vid Se darisWas a writer oh so drollWith a uirky style and take on lifeThat will put you on the floor

  3. says:

    After reading the first short story I thought this was going to be a delightful book SantaLand Diaries after all had me rolling dow

  4. says:

    25 to 3 stars rounded up to 3 on the official rating to give Sedaris the benefit of the doubt I did not enjoy this uite as much as previous Sedaris titles I have read While it contained the cynicism I have come to

  5. says:

    Find all of my reviews at you follow my reading you’re probably wondering what the hell could have happened to make me rate a Sedaris selection less than every Star Well lemma tell ya Although I was aware that this is a collection of items pulled from other Sedaris books many may not so it will appear to be a

  6. says:

    Holidays on Ice puts David Sedaris on ice Why? Because aside from one inclusion this is a collection of short fiction where as when Sedaris is r

  7. says:

    I didn't find this audiobook engaging or funny I kept listening hoping it would get better and it's short Perhaps he's just not the author for me with the exception of last year's Calypso a book that I found excellent especially on audio

  8. says:

    Just the kind of book to get me into the spirit of Christmas no sarcasm intended

  9. says:

    I always get David Sedaris and Dave Eggers confused for some reason Until now I've never read anything by either of them but I can't remember wh

  10. says:

    In 2004 I was in a relationship where partner and I had very different ideas of what the holidays should look like He's all about family and one up manship in the category of who brought the most uniuepopular gift and who created the best dish for the potluck end of the Christmas meal Me I'd rather vacate So I packed up the dog this one year and drove to a secret get away for Christmas alone Think ahhh not awww His gi