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The Mother Road

Never in a million years would I have pictured myself as an axe wielding dragon lady chopping up multi colored flannel shirts into my very own plaid mulch But here I am chopping away my frustrationsIt all started when my brother Paul convinced me to go on one last family road trip across the Mot. Marley s dad Bernie and brother Paul show up in California sporting the family RV Paul is getting married and they decided the perfect way to get him ready for the marriage is a road trip in memory of their mom in Tacy Tacy is so named for one of the characters in The Long Long Trailer She is about that old also her tire on the back is sagging her paint is flaking Road trip What Marley doesn t realize is that Paul s best bro mance friend Porter is going to be the hitch hiker they pick up Porter is the brother s best friend that broke Marley s heart Rawr They embark upon the journey for the perfect hotdog for their beloved mom s memory The stops along the way give you the feeling of being along for the rideI LOVE some road tripping The blue whale story will never be removed from the scar it left in my mindThen there is the humor Marley s brother Paul is the perfect comic relief He has no shame in the fact that most of the time his family and friend are wondering how the heck he is getting married since he seems to be minus a nut sac Sometimes the humor does wear thin in the book though because it does seem to never end Fart jokes and bodily functions do happen pretty regularly in this family Plus they have no concept of TMI I did end up enjoying the book though and the sex made up for lots of farting and I loved these frigging characters There comes a time in a girl s life when she has to reach deep down into her soul clear the pathways of her inner goddess and let out her nuclear Satan You know what I m talking aboutThe crazyDon t try and act like you don t have it every woman does Booksource Netgalley in exchange for review I totally keep trying to keep my friends Netgalley average as low as mine is I knowI m very giving So when I saw porny and road trip I knew I could trap Kelly and she ended up liking it too Everyone should listen to me

Summary The Mother Road

S into a war of pranks awkward moments and bathrooms full of dirty flannel shirts and day old beard clippings Paul’s know it all attitude and Porter’s devilish charm brings me to the brink of my sanity on my seven day trek across the United States with three bearded men in a small 1980’s R. Did I lose weight I swear I did because I completely laughed my ass off reading this book No joke it is probably the funniest book I have ever read The comedy in this book goes way beyond just a little snicker here and there No I m talking full out laugh til you cry roll around clutching your belly almost pee your pants kind of humorSo imagine you are stuck in an aging RV with your dad your big brother and his best friend for an entire week These are men with beards flannels and flatulence Can you see where this is goingI don t want to give you the wrong impression about this book Yes it is freaking hilarious but it is also a heartwarming story with poignant family moments The road trip is a milestone for each of them and with it comes with some heartfelt dialogue and maybe if you re like me a few tearsWhat I loved about this book first and foremost is the characters The you read about them the they become a part of your crazy extended family You have Paul the brother who s a genius but mostly acts like a teenage drama ueen Then there s Bernie Dad with his ninja eyebrows and Presidential swear words You also have the family friend Porter He s very sweet loves unconditionally and makes sacrifices at the expense of his own happiness Finally there s the heroine Marley She s completely relatable extremely caring and highly ambitious I loved everyone but the scenes with just Porter and Marley were definitely my favoriteIn the end the combination of these four plus the shenanigans of a week long trip in a 1980 s RV makes for a delightfully entertaining read I highly recommend it especially if you are in touch with your inner 12 year old ARC generously provided in exchange for an honest review Order Kindle Kobo iBooks Nook For reviews visit

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Her Road with him and my dad Just like old times right Wrong What Paul fails to mention is his best man Porter will be joining us who just so happens to be my childhood crush and the man who broke my heart four years ago What is supposed to be a fun family bonding experience across Route 66 turn. Genre Romantic ComedyType StandalonePOV First Person DualRating Marley McMann was a beauty blogger living in sunny California Out of the blue her brother Paul and father Bernie showed up at her doorstep and coaxed her into going for a road trip Thus ensued a cross country trip through Route 66 in a family beloved 80s RV Living in a confined space for a week was nightmarish enough try adding an unexpected addition of a teenage crush in the form of the sexy Porter Smith the mix The trip was bound to an unforgettable one I haven t read a lot of funny book but out of all that I read Meghan uinn is the only author that managed to make me literally laugh out loud as in not just little chuckles but a big ass guffaw lol I crushed on him when he was a boy but right now I m craving on him as a man Marley was a riot What I love the most about her was how even though she s a beauty blogger she s not a prissy little princess That girl can get down and dirty uh uite literally You know what I mean if you read this book hahaPorter was sexy as hell I love how loyal and considerate he was I also love how much vulnerability he had Vorearephilia is when someone is aroused from eating another s body parts Men keep your members away from a girl with that issue Lord knows she would gobble your sausage down Marley I think has Xylophilia That s when you re aroused by wood Paul and Bernie were great supporting characters Each of them had their own amusing uirks that added to the colorful personalities on board the dilapidating RV Anyway I did notice that my balls were looking a little too smooth a little too metro So I grabbed your mascara and brushed some fake hair on my balls with it The story was a fun one that s for sure It had a lot of mindless humor some crude and downright disgusting But at the same time there were also some emotional moments to balance itThe Mother Road is an amusing story of a family road trip that will make you laugh cringe and swoon and would be a perfect pick me up book whenever you need one For reviewsrevealsgiveaways visit


About the Author: Meghan Quinn

I was in high school I occasionally read books but was consumed by other teenage things so I didn't take the time to appreciate a good book on a cloudy day wrapped up in a blanket on the couch It wasn't until I received a Kindle for Christmas one year that my world completely flipped upside down When looking for books I came across the Contemporary Romance genre and was sold and I haven't turned back since You can either find my head buried in my Kindle listening to inspiring heart ripping music or typing away on the computer twisting and turning the lives of my characters while driving my readers crazy with anticipation​I currently reside in beautiful Colorado Springs where the sun is always shining and there is a trail waiting to be hiked on every corner I share a lovely and warm home with the love of my life and my five four legged children



10 thoughts on “The Mother Road

  1. says:

    DNF 56 PercentThe story is funny and very over the top and then after awhile the humor just kept going and going and even though I chuckled I was pushing on to find the meat of the whole book I wanted depth or maybe I just got tired of the humor Regardless I’m getting off here in the middle of Route 66

  2. says:

    Marley's dad Bernie and brother Paul show up in California sporting the family RV Paul is getting married and they decided the perfect way to get him ready for the marriage is a road trip in memory of their mom in Tacy Tacy is so nam

  3. says:

    Find all of my reviews at MY GOD IT’S A ROAD TRIP ROMANCE Please excuse me while I suee like an effing idiot because By now it should go without saying that I seriously dig on road trip stories And when some salami hidin’ is thrown in to t

  4. says:

    I'm warning you THIS REVIEW CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SWOON OVERLOAD READ AT YOUR OWN RISK grinsHOLY MOTHER OF BOOK MAGICHOLY FLAN

  5. says:

    Genre Romantic ComedyType StandalonePOV First Person DualRating Marley McMann was a beauty blogger living in sunny California Out of the blue her brother Paul and father Bernie showed up at her doorstep and coaxed

  6. says:

    I have never laughed so hard while reading a book in my life This book was absolutely hilarious There were so many laugh out loud moments there was no way I could've read this book in public Not only is this book super funny it's also really sweet and heartwarming Even with this book being a bit crude and the shenanigans a bit ridiculous the romance was really well developed sweet and steamy There were also a

  7. says:

    Meghan uinn writes humour that is uirky weird utterly hilarious and just the teeniest bit on the wrong side of fucked up – her characters are no different and with The Mother Road she not only hit the mark but raised the bar on what Romantic Comedy should be completely I was cackling like an insane person all throughout this bo

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    ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review “Son I love you but for the love of Gerald Ford don’t call your penis pretty I know you like alliterations and find the beauty in even the nastiest of things but calling your penis pretty is like calling your ass ring beautiful It just doesn’t work”Be sure to pack some toiletries clothes wet wipes antibacterial soap GoGirl aspirin matches Funyuns and of course an a

  9. says:

    Did I lose weight? I swear I did because I completely laughed my ass off reading this book No joke it is probably the funniest book I have ever read The comedy in this book goes way beyond just a little snicker here and there No I’m talking full out laugh til you cry roll around clutching your belly almost p

  10. says:

    Excuse me while I try to pause my hysterical laughter long enough to write this review It may be a touch difficult though Because every time I think of the ridiculous slightly okay maybe than slightly juvenile humor I crack up all over again I

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