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But this time it's that there's a limit to just how much shaft a man should wield and that a real man always puts his woman's pleasure first Snow White and the Seven Kinky Dwarves Fair and innocent Snow White's wicked stepmother used to be the fairest of them all But when her magic mirror informs her that Snow White's 18th birthday heralds the dawn of a new hottest piece of ass in all the land the ueen sends a huntsman to put an end to the competition The huntsman though is a man and even the most stalwart assassin's boner is not immune to Snow White's naive charms So Snow White cast out wanders the forest until she stumbles upon a shack owned by seven small scale perverts Furry Flashy Cornholey Gimpy Footie Gropey and Ck But the wicked ueen hasn't forgotten her hot young nemesis so when Snow White who let's face it is naive and innocent enough to fall for anything falls victim to a witch's poison there's only one thing that can save her. These short stories contain some of my favorite lines I ve ever read in erotica I would name a few but I don t want to spoil any of the jokes They re so much funnier when you don t see them cumming Filthy Fairy Tales is such a nice break from the intense erotica out there You know the kind it s so serious and unimaginative and you should take it seriously because sex is never ever ever funny I don t want to make it sound like this is just a joke book There s a lot of heat and horniness contained herein but each story is also a great reminder that yeah there are emotions and baggage that go with sex but there are also sticky messy laughs too I tried to pick out one of these stories as my favorite but I couldn t They re all five star awesome The Prince of Pleasure (The Wilde Brothers, young nemesis so when Snow White who let's face it is naive and innocent enough to fall for anything falls victim to a witch's poison there's only one thing that can save her. These short stories contain some of my favorite lines I ve ever read in erotica I would name a few but I don t want to spoil any of the jokes They re so much funnier when Hers to Protect you don t see them cumming Filthy Fairy Tales is such a nice break from the intense erotica out there You know the kind it s so serious and unimaginative and Her Small-Town Hero you should take it seriously because sex is never ever ever funny I don t want to make it sound like this is just a joke book There s a lot of heat and horniness contained herein but each story is also a great reminder that Red Tail (Travis Trilogy yeah there are emotions and baggage that go with sex but there are also sticky messy laughs too I tried to pick out one of these stories as my favorite but I couldn t They re all five star awesome

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Filthy Fairy Tales

Lies between for just long enough to get her toes and everything else wet on dry land But when she falls in love with the prince and her newfound sexuality just as the clock is running out what's a horny sea creature to do after discovering the truth that you can only get truly wet after leaving the ocean Picockio Sexbot artisan Giganto has created his best work to date in the hot and chiseled life sized doll Pickockio but his triumph is hollow without the true sexuality that comes with the spark of life So he wishes upon the Smoking Hot Fairy for his creation to become a real man At first newly sentient Picockio takes being a real man at face value and begins scouring the land for adventure keenly noting a uirk to the fairy's work that causes his dick to grow every time he tells a lie But his pursuit uickly turns hollow as he's tempted by hotness and succumbs again and again As with all fairy tales there's a lesson for Picockio to learn. I put this book aside to focus on some buddy reads and I ve never come back to it I think I will cut my losses and just DNF it I only read the first story and it was just meh for me

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THREE erotic fairy tales in one volume A mermaid ready to trade her fin for legs she can spread A life size artificial hunk with a member that grows whenever he lies Innocent Snow White who flees her castle to bunk with seven little perverts This is the best erotica you've never read where every fairy tale has its own happy ending Ready to get down and dirty with your happily ever after Storybook romance has never before been so filthy This three book adult fairy tales collection by the modern ueen of erotic comedy contains The Slutty Little Mermaid Bianca is a young mermaid princess habitually naked from the waist up and devilishly intrigued by the dirty goings on she sees amongst humans on the handsome prince's party boat The lucky women aboard all have something Bianca doesn't an new hole between their odd legs which both males and females on the boat seem to enjoy Curious Bianca seeks out the old sea witch who grants her legs and what. This is a collection of 3 totally perverted X rated twisted versions of the fairytale classics The Little Mermaid Pinocchio Snow White and the 7 Dwarves I probably would have rated this higher but the stories just seemed to go on and on after awhile I think they could have each been half as longThat being said there were truly some HILARIOUS lines in this and it was written well I think Lexi Maxxwell is a man though It just really seemed like a guy writing this Goofy Buddy Read with my MacHalo soul sistaspssst It s Angela s faultI m linking to my good friend Sarah s review because hers had a lot foreplay than mine did


10 thoughts on “Filthy Fairy Tales

  1. says:

    Kinky Group Giggle Fest with my MacHalo Girls starting March 28 2015 ► Don't look at us this is all Angela's faultDisclaimer contrary to popular belief I do not aim to corrupt unspoilt minds and to lure innocent bystanders into my evil ways Nuh uh not me To prove how well intentioned I am I will be using spoilers for most of this review I am sadly aware that some of my dear friends are the mushy romancefluff

  2. says:

    This is a collection of 3 totally perverted X rated twisted versions of the fairytale classics The Little Mermaid ★★★ Pinocchio ★★ Snow White and the 7 Dwarves ★★★I probably would have rated this higher but the stories just seemed to go on and on after awhile I think they could have each been half as longThat being said there were truly some HILARIOUS lines in this and it was written well I think Lexi Max

  3. says:

    I got this free at a little while back but now it seems they've made it unavailable WTH is up with pulling all of the fun books? Now that I've read a little of this I can honestly say that it's everything I hoped it would be ; There are three stories in this book and the first is a pervy take on The Little Mermaid After watching humans go a

  4. says:

    Hilarious I don't really read much erotica but this was one fun ride he he do you see what I did there?

  5. says:

    I put this book aside to focus on some buddy reads and I've never come back to it I think I will cut my losses and just DNF

  6. says:

    12 February 2015 000 FREE on KindleDon't ask me why I couldn't resist one clicking this I don't know I really don't

  7. says:

    Buddy read with the MacHalo GirlsI don't even have the words to do this justice two of these stories were absolutely hilarious one didn't uite work for me but overall this was well worth a read They're utterly fi

  8. says:

    These short stories contain some of my favorite lines I've ever read in erotica I would name a few but I don't want to spoil any of the jokes They're so much funnier when you don't see them cumming Filthy Fairy Tales is such a nice break from the intense erotica out there You know the kind—it's so serious and unimaginative and you should take it seriously because sex is never ever ever funny I don't want t

  9. says:

    This free short story had three parts The first is the story of the Little Mermaid If you can imagine Ariel wanting legs not for the ability to walk but because they will come how can I put this with female sex organs? Tha

  10. says:

    this is a one maybe two star for me even thought it's uite long and three stories to me the author spent too much time in each story I could only read so much about each character without getting bored there was a creative

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