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Diana Gabaldon ´ 5 review


The year is 1945 Claire Randall a former combat nurse is just back from the war and reunited with her husband on a second honeymoon when she walks through a standing stone in one of the ancient circles that dot the British Isles Suddenly sh. A special note to those who say my review stopped them from reading this book No no no Read it I actually reread the whole series last summer and enjoyed it immensely Just read it for what it is ludicrous well written humorous delicious TRASH Just don t expect it to be the most brilliant novel ever written and you ll be fineHow To Commit Adultery Without Being a Cheap Slutty Whore A A by Diana Gabaldon I love my husband but I m feeling kind of restless But adultery is wrong So what do I doA Easy Go back in time What do you mean Ms GabaldonA If you go back in time your husband hasn t been born yet So you can have wild and crazy SM sex with impunity But won t I still be married to himA Aren t you listening He hasn t been BORN yet So you aren t married But if you are really being such a stickler then just have someone force you to get married to someone else But but no one can force me to get married against my willA Okay let me lay it out for you You re really hot for this sexy warrior barbarian guy right I know this because you stop thinking about your husband about 24 hours after you ve been dropped in this guy s arms So you get in this situation where some obscure tribal law insists you have to get married make a little protest sign some papers and voila But that doesn t mean I have to sleep with himA Oh but you do because some random dude insists that you have to Don t worry the sex will be great even though he s a 23 year old virgin So you see you HAVE to do it so it s okay But isn t it a sinA Fine find a priest at the end of the book to absolve you whatever And anyway it s okay because your husband basically told you it was okay right before you were whisked back in time Seriously go for it When else will you get the chance You ve been married for years You deserve a little hot and heavy barbarian action So what s this hot barbarian guy likeA Well watch out because he loves to reminisce about how his dad used to beat him and how wonderful that was And he really gets off on beating you but it s just the once Oh and it seems that he wants you so badly he can t restrain from ramming you repeatedly with his male member while telling you how much he can t restrain himself and that gets seriously annoying after the twentieth time But otherwise it s all good Anything else I should be aware ofA Surprise Buttsex But not for you so it s okayOddly I m going to read the next one in the series Because I m bizarrely fascinated It s like a train wreckEdit 1Someone in the comments said I should copy this into the review so here you goPlot SummaryClaire I love my husband I love sexFrank But it s okay if you have sex with someone else in certain circumstancesStanding Stones SUCK Ha ha you re in another timeThe Anti Frank Ooooh I think I will rape youClaire EeekClansmen Scots to the rescue Here meet Jamie and his manly manhoodJamie Och aye I m a tough laddie And I m going to kill the Anti Frank for beating the shit outta of me and raping my sisterClaire Ooooh he s cute Hey wasn t I married Dougal Ye have to marry the laddie to get away from the Anti FrankClaire OkayDougal And ye have to have sex wit himClaire Mmmmm but well okayJamie I m a virgin Oooh but I love sticking my manhood in ye It s like a sacrament and allClaire I should get back to Frank I think I will take this opportunity to run away I guess sort of mehThe Anti Frank Ha ha Found you Now to rape youJamie Och that s my wee lassie First I m going to rescue her then I m going to beat her for disobeying me And then I m going to tell her about how me Da beat me and how much I liked itJealous wench The village witch is looking for youClaire OkayVillagers She s a witch Burn herJamie Over my dead bodyClaire Honey I have something to tell you I m not a witch butJamie Ye must go backClaire I can t I long for your manhood too much It s a manhood like no otherThe Anti Frank I too long for your manhood I think I will bugger you right after I crush your hand with a hammer But I love you You remind me of my dead brother Here s some greaseJamie Ouch Oooh but that feels sort of good Och I m so ashamedClaire We must rescue Jamie Send in the cowsJamie OCH Me hand Just let me dieClaire Never Let s go to FranceJamie Och aye lassie I feel much better nowFather Anselm God says it s okay that you re a bigamistClaire Awesome Time to use my foreknowledge of past events for goodDiana Gabaldon The seuel will be 900 pagesFinis

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Aten her life and shatter her heart For here James Fraser a gallant young Scots warrior shows her a love so absolute that Claire becomes a woman torn between fidelity and desire and between two vastly different men in two irreconcilable liv. WHATTTT HOW DID I NOT MARK THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATION OF A NOVEL AS READ BEFORE I read this book 2 years ago and it has captured my heart and is my favorite book of all time 3

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E is a Sassenach an “outlander” in a Scotland torn by war and raiding border clans in the year of Our Lord1743 Hurled back in time by forces she cannot understand Claire is catapulted into the intrigues of lairds and spies that may thre. Yes I read this I admit it You caught me Not only that I loved it It is a double sin I will likely have to one day repent for by reading piles of Dostoyevsky while I tear out my hair In any case Right once again into the breach to defend myselfThis book is incredibly long It s just a fact All of them are But they go by so incredibly fast By the time I got to the third one I read it in three days The pages just keep turning I read at double speed I was so engrossed in the story And I must admit that usually I hate time travel romances I mean not that I have any experience trying them before never but this one is not even about that Or if it is it just makes it better Also There is a pile of historical information in this text It deals with the Bonnie Prince Charlie uprising and the rest of the books go on to deal with the American colonies and the Revolution by the time that they re done It s not just about the romance It s about medical treatment what horrid things Scottish people ate the reality of what people would have suffered through Which is in some cases I think a direct indictment of the Scottish Highlander bodice rippers in which everyone is shining and perfect and with awfully clean white teeth I d say this is historical fiction than romanceBut fine let s deal with the romance Yes There is a lot of sex However I found it to also be deeply intimate and true brutal and real Claire and Jamie while apart are deeply attractive and sympathetic characters with a good deal of nobilty about them Throw them together in love And they are beautifully frail selfish angry flawed I love that statement I really find them so incredibly touchingSo there It s not just a romance novel I stick my tongue out oh so maturely at the readers of this review

About the Author: Diana Gabaldon

Diana Jean Gabaldon Watkins grew up in Flagstaff Arizona and is of Mexican American and English descent She has earned three degrees a BS in Zoology a MS in Marine Biology and a PhD in EcologyShe currently lives in Scottsdale Arizona

10 thoughts on “Outlander

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    uick uestion if this book has a uarter of a million ratings and still maintains an average rating of 413 why the hell are the most popular reviews the snarky mean spirited one or two star reviews? That doesn't m

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    I gave up on this book because I was sustaining permanent damage from reading it and I was afraid I'd start hitting back And it's a borrowed copy so that wouldn't be coolIn fairness I should say there's a lot of good writing here I really enjoyed the beginning chapters They even kind of cracked me up because I have friends who love genealogy and their husbands always get that look when they start talking abou

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    A special note to those who say my review stopped them from reading this book No no no Read it I actually reread the whole series la

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    I wanted to write a better review for this book to coincide with the release of the new TV series where Jamie actually does look pretty hotBa

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    Yes I read this I admit it You caught me Not only that I loved it It is a double sin I will likely have to one day repent for by reading piles of Dostoyevsky while I tear out my hair In any case Right once again i

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    I remember my friend in college 1992ish coming out of her room holding a book to her chest and saying YOU HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK She said it was a time travel romance book set in post world war II Scotland and mid 18th century Scotland Being as I was a 24 year old stoner and a 5th year college student Lord of the Rings was up my alley and I told her I'd put it on my list Fast forward to 2009 I'm on my usual S

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    This book is my love you all know this It deserves an infinite amount of stars too bad Goodreads only allows 5Check out my review on YouTube

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    Contains SPOILERS I was lying in a hospital bed with my leg broken and once the library trolley came for a roun

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    Ok first off there are going to be minor spoilershints in this reviewread at your own risk although I’ll try not to reveal too muchOutlander is a damn good book Sure the book has a blue fake leather cover costs four bucks and screams “spinning rack at the airport bookstore” I approached the text with suspicion but found myself invested in the language and storyline within the first hundred pages Here’s whyTEN G

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