Blue Moon Theatre Reviews

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Diddy Huan of Alleycats Bar – “They broke our bar and stole our Rum! No stars!”

Zhaza of the Pink Ladies Ranch – “They bought an Owl that crapped on our stage! No stars!”

Nottoo Wise of Dance Queens – ” They performed at a festival I ran and their set landed on the audience and killed 4 avatars. Never. Again.”

Autumn Teardrop of the Blue Moon – “I love them and I think you should employ them!… Can I have my money now Naiki? I want a new dress!”

Mags of Ireland – “Naiki and his gang are a feckless bunch of idiots! But they were quite funny… One star!”

Sath Gandt of Nice Shirts – “I used to go to the Moons monsters balls, their appearance used to terrify me! Was OK once they put their costumes on though…”

Biff Quander of the Blue Moon – “They are a bunch of perverts and scoundrels! They talk filth and take the piss out of everything! I believe I found my spiritual home….”

ComCat Fenstalker of the Blue Moon – “I worked at the Blue Moon and they Mooned me! I was stunned! No stars!”

Pruddles Memo of Moons – “Moons is like a second home to me; one I have to go to because they threw me out of my first one and changed the locks”

Jaida the Splitter – “Blue Moon owls can’t be trusted! Pru was blamed for the theft of nipple pasties from backstage until one of the owls started farting sequins!”

4 thoughts on “Blue Moon Theatre Reviews

  1. JaidaJay

    Blue Moon owls can’t be trusted! Pru was blamed for the theft of nipple pasties from backstage until one of the owls started farting sequins!

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  2. Naiki Post author

    Thank you Jaida for your kind words, your review has been added to the collection. >.>

    Reply

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