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“My wife left me” sighed Nikki.

“Oh dear” said Reala, “how are you taking it?”

“Awful” sighed Nikki. “I have been so lonely and depressed I bought a dog, a new motorbike, had sex with 2 women and spent a fortune on drink and drugs.”

“I am sorry to hear that” replied Reala.

“Mmm” mumbled Nikki. “She’s gonna go mad when she gets home from the shops…”

Tales of the Blue Moon

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